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Joke of the Day
"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."
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"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"
"I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured ""Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."""
"my dishwasher stopped working.. i heard sometimes you just have to give em a good kick, and they'll start right up again so i tried that, then she dumped me"
"Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"
"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."
"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"