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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"
Next Joke
"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."
"Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police."
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words."
"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""
"Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking."
"A man walks into a bar... ... He ended up with three stiches on his nose."
"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."