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"What has a 10 foot neck four legs and loves money. A Jewraffe"
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"Germany 7 - 1 Brazil"
"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"
"Whenever I hear ""let me tell you the truth"", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say ""brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."""
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted."
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."
"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"
"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."
"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."