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Joke of the Day
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
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"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."
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"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."
"Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."