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Joke of the Day
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
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"You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."
"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"
"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane"
"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"
"Why is it best to wear leather when sneaking around? It's made of hide"
"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."
"So a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter said I was weird for jacking off with a banana peel I told him he's fucking nuts!"
"Blonde and brunette are stuck in elevator... Blonde starts yelling HELP HELP Brunete: it is better if we yell together. Blonde: TOGETHER TOGETHER"