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Joke of the Day
"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"
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"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."
"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants."
"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"
"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."
"A wife asks her newfie husband to stop by the grocery store on the way home... She tells him, ""pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen"" He comes home later with 12 loaves of bread"
"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"
"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."