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Joke of the Day
"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"
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"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"Me: Speak. C'mon, boy, speak. Dog: No, I'm mad at you."
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"
"what do you get when you give chimp bluetooth? Chimp handsfree"
"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"
"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."
"What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay"
"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."