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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."

"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."

"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"

"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"

"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs."

"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."

"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"

"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."