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Joke of the Day

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"What's the difference between my wife and my paycheck? My paycheck comes once a week."

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"

"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."

"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."

"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use Lubricant."