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Joke of the Day

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"Dating is like a 2-day-old box of chocolates. The good ones are already taken."

"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."

"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."

"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"

"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."