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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
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"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
"Women need to learn that ""most of my friends are guys"" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you."
"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing."
"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."
"How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go ""TOOT"" then thomas Tank gives tug"