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Joke of the Day

"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."

"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"

"Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying ""amen"""

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"

"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."

"My wife has just got a job at the local sewage works. I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had."

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."