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Joke of the Day
"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
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"Why is the new Star Wars film called Rogue One? Because it's a rogue film - a Star Wars prequel that won't be complete shit."
"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"
"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."
"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"
"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."
"What kind of tea does a house drink? Propertea"
"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."
"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"
"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."