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Joke of the Day
"Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying ""amen"""
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"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."
"biggest lie in the word. i love wife"
"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."
"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."
"No matter how kind you are ... German children will always be Kinder"