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Joke of the Day

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"""Shake what your mama gave ya."" ""You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"""

"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."

"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."

"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."

"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."

"Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? It's a shih-tzu."

"I told my therapist that I was hearing voices. He told me I didn't have a therapist."