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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading a scholarly book exploring the African American experience in samurai culture- I highly recommend it! It's titled, ""Ninja, Please."""

"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."

"When I was born god asked me if I wanted a good memory or a huge wiener. I can't remember what I picked..."

"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."

"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."

"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"

"Q: What did one tomato say to the other? A: Catch up."

"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."

"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""

"technically speaking being gay used to make me happy"