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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."
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"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?"
"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."
"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."