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Joke of the Day
"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"
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"Breaking: Brad and Angelina have broken up. Thousands of kids homeless."
"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."
"People who carry their dogs around, You know they can walk, right? Theyre real good at it. It's like one of the top known things about dogs"
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer either way."
"Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll. Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho."
"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"
"""The floor is lava"" -Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"
"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."