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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
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"My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose."
"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."
"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"
"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are."