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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
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"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."
"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."
"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."
"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""