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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A shitzoo."

"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"The Pizza Delivery Guy said ""Thank you"" but his face said: ""Porn really, really lied to me about what this job was like."""

"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."