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Joke of the Day

"Screaming, ""Hitler and the Nazi Party are in a disarray!"" when nudged at parties tells everyone that you fall asleep to the History Channel."

"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"

"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."

"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"How does a person with less than 50 dollars become a millionaire? Knawledge!"

"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"

"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."