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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are"

"""Make yourself at home."" they say, then it's ""Ma'am please put your bra back on."" Make up your mind, library story time, make up your mind!"

"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."

"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."

"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."

"Whale dad joke 'Dad, where did I come from?' 'From my penis' 'Oh...thanks.' 'You're whalecum.'"

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."