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Joke of the Day

"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""

"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger screams ""Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman screams ""Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."

"kids grow up so fast now a days like just the other day my daughter was asking me awkward sexual questions like ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual."

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"