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Joke of the Day

"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on."

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now? Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!"

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"James Bond. Great spy? Or guy who gets captured every mission."

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."

"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"