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Joke of the Day
"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."
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"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."
"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."
"MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers. Good talk."
"She said ""you look like trouble""...so I nudged her down the stairs, because I don't like people falling short of their expectations."
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."
"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"
"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."