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Joke of the Day
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."
Next Joke
"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None They don't make Pampers small enough."
"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."
"Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE"
"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"
"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
"Supermom! Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH??? *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* ""deaf bitch"" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"
"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."
"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."