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Joke of the Day

"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"

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"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."
"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."
"|(O)| MAARCOOO! ...... (.){"
"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"Friend - You smell nice, what's that perfume you're wearing? Me - Fear and fabric softener."
"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"
"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."