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Joke of the Day

"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."

"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."

"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."

"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."

"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."

"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."

"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."

"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"