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Joke of the Day

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""

"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"

"My laptop in college was So bad.. To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables"

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? ""Keep the tip."""

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair!"