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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."
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"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"
"My French buddy keeps trying to get me to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure"
"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."
"Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee."
"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""
"My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"
"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."