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Joke of the Day
"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."
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"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."
"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage."
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"Why is Tumblr so odd? Because they can't even."
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."
"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."
"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"