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Joke of the Day
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
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"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."
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"I was trying to work out which of the Thai girls at a bar was actually a girl, and got it embarrassingly wrong... ...I felt such a dick."
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"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
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"The espresso bar tech visited today... They adjusted my grind, turned up the heat, and blew out my steam wand."