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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."

"What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common? We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed."

"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."

"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"

"How many animals are in a pair of pantyhose? Well there is 10 little piggies, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy and a dead fish, no one can find."

"If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running."

"How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy"

"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"

"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."

"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."