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Joke of the Day

"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."

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"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"I just got a text from a woman I know that said only ""we z"". Did she just ask me to sleep with her in three letters? Nicely done!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."
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"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."
"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."
"4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?"
"I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat"