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Joke of the Day

"Was driving to work this morning and saw a pluming truck with the best slogan ever. Had to share... J&S Plumbing: Because sometimes a flush is better than a full house."

"When it comes to girls with low self-esteem... guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings."

"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""

"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."

"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."