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Joke of the Day

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"

"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"I'm really good in bed. When you compare it to how fucking awful I am out of it."

"We'll probably get a raging Boehner after the State of the Union address tonight."

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."

"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."