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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."

"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."

"Why don't Indians play soccer? Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."

"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."

"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."