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Joke of the Day

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"

"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"

"My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b"

"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"

"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."

"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."

"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."

"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."

"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""

"ME: gimme a double BARMAN: [places an exact replica of me on the bar] ME: no I meant a double Scotch BARMAN: [puts a kilt on my replica]"