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Joke of the Day
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
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"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""
"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."
"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna."
"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"
"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."
"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."
"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."