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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"
Next Joke
"I can't believe I used to talk to people."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."
"How do trees get online? They just log in..."
"My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite... When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up."
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"What happens to donkeys in the winter? They change into brrrrrro's."
"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""
"BRAAAAIDS -zombie sleepover"
"Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot"