72009

Joke of the Day

"I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions Now I'm sad"

"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."

"Why did the friendzone kid love to spoon? Because sleeping on your side prevents suffocation"

"Robber: If you ever want to see your family again do exactly as I say. Now hand me that bag! Me: *sets bag on fire*"

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."

"The Best Way to Enjoy a Good Wine is to First Open the Bottle and Allow it to Breathe. Then if it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth."

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""