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Joke of the Day

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""

"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not to Bagdad."

"My friend said he was going to become a mime I haven't heard from him in a while"

"TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary."

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."

"My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets."

"JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor"

"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"