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Joke of the Day
"more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless"
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"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."
"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."
"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday... I think they misheard me when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"
"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
"So the other day this guy almost died because of [removed]"
"What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you? What's in your wallet?"
"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."