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Joke of the Day

"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."

"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."

"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"

"How to explain to your parents that you are a prostitute Hey mom, remember when I said I was tight for money? Now I'm loose for money."

"What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew"

"Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate."

"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."

"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."

"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."

"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"