81740

Joke of the Day

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."

"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"

"What's the difference between a kitten and your wife? You actually want to cuddle a kitten after you fuck it."

"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"

"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"

"What kind of Pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? Peek-a-Jew"

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change."