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Joke of the Day

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"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"

"How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon? Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare."

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"

"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."

"My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin... Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now."

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."

"Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally... so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles. Polish gram-pa said it."