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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."
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"Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come."""
"Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*"
"What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew!"
"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"
"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."
"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"