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Joke of the Day
"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."
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"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."
"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""
"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
"Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries."
"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"
"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."