48788
Joke of the Day
"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"
Next Joke
"[OC] What is said in both the bathroom and the police interrogation room? ""Come clean, asshole!"""
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"
"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."
"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."
"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"
"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."