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Joke of the Day
"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"
"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""
"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""
"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."
"Ever hear about the worst international trade deal ever? It was tarifful..."
"[God creating pufferfish] How about a terrifying balloon"
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."