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Joke of the Day

"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."

"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."

"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."

"""Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"What's sometimes white, sometimes red and sometimes brown? My dick."

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."