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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"
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"Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?"
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"
"Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste."
"What do you call a carrot that repeats everything you say? WOAH! BACK UP, BACK UP. You've seen a TALKING CARROT?"